Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The Adventures of Amy

Yes... the adventures of Amy, not me. Mostly because all the funny shit seems to happen to her so I think she deserves her own post. We will start with day 1 in Thailand when Nat and I decided to endulge in a foot massage. Amy wanted a full body massage so off she went into her little private booth to get rubbed down. She came away feeling quite pleased with herself, that was until she told us that it was weird when she got her boobs massaged. I burst out laughing because, yes, it is weird to have your boobs massaged... in all my oil massages I have never had anyone touch my breasts. Later that day she decided to get her legs waxed... After several botched attempts to wax her, the ladies attempted to thread her legs...to no avail. When they realised that they couldn't, the pulled out a razer and started dry shaving her legs. At this point Amy flipped out and pointed out that she could shave her own legs at home and it wouldn't cost her 400 baht. They continued to do it until Amy jumped up and tried to leave... they of course demanded that she pay 200 baht for her one dry-shaven leg. Her further fiasco occured when, on the bus home from Pattaya, she was seated next to a deleriously drunk hooker. The woman slammed a beer, opened another one, and passed out, spilling the freshly open beer all over Amy's foot. Amy took the beer away and tried to ignore her... not possible. The woman started ranting and flailing in her sleep... grabbing Amy's leg and talking in Thai. At one point it appeared as though she was having a very, um, erotic dream and was moaning like a dog in heat. Just when Nat and I couldn't supress our laughter any more the woman jumped up, apparently sleep walking, and ran into the toilet. She was in there about half an hour before she came back and started propositioning Amy. First it appeared that she wanted to "sleep" with Amy in the toilet.. then she changed her tune and wanted to come home with us because she had nowhere to stay. Needless to say, were all very relieved when she finally got off the bus. Amy is slightly traumatised but at least she's laughing about it.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

So....sounds like you've figured out what to do for a bit. Without reading the blog though...we sure wouldn't know. Fortunately Boolie gave me this address which you forgot to do! Have fun and keep us posted..Mom